I have a mental checklist that goes something like this: “Because of the amount of concentration required, I will do X, Y & Z when Joshua goes to sleep at night.” Too bad at the end of the day, I don’t have enough concentration to remember what X, Y & Z are. Screw it. Chocolate.
While bathing J tonight, one of the cats was lurking around the tub perimeter. She must have misjudged her jump because before I know it, the cat was floating in the tub with a very delighted 14-month-old. I should charge admission.
So I was in the movie theater with my dear husband on a much needed-date and as usual, I was making gesticulations and facial expressions at the screen. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw someone laughing at a part that’s not supposed to be funny. He was totally dying just watching me! […]
Today, I cleaned up dog puke and kid puke. I’m really hoping the cats will leave me a hairball because that would complete the circle of irony and I could go to sleep a happy woman.
To the mom in the Albertson’s parking lot: You saw the moment my son grabbed my starbucks cup and spilled it all over himself and the groceries and you didn’t turn away. You saw me stand there with a look of shock on my face as I tried to figure out my next move. You […]