Hunger Games Toddler Edition: The house rule is that all people named Joshua must eat their food in their high chair. It has been this way since food became a ‘thing’ for him. This morning, he decided he didn’t like that rule. It took an hour of calmly repeating the rules and consequences over and […]
Me on the phone with the D-backs box office: Operator: “ok, that’s two bleacher seat tickets. Would you like the hot dog package with that?” Me: “YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!” Operator: *chuckling* Me: “We don’t get out much.”
Both of our boys are taking naps at the SAME TIME. I gotta go- that’s that’s the promised land calling.
Dear cat: I love you, you have been with me for 14 years. But right now I have two little children crawling on me 24/7. If you try and get close to me and steal my ice cream and interrupt my few minutes of peace and quiet, I will throw you across this room. Love, […]
Dear #dbacks, there is a little almost two year old who watches almost every televised game from start to finish. He points to the screen & says “bahh-bee” – his way of saying baseball. He imitates the wind up and the pitch and runs around wearing a dbacks hat. He “runs the bases” when you […]