Today I played the “Does my child really need to go to the doctor” game… And I lost. I mean, I won, cuz he’s not *that* sick. It’s the Kobayashi Maru of parenting.
Tonight while reading “Green Eggs and Ham” to Joshua: Me: “I am Sam.” *Josh points questioningly to the guy with the hat* Me (hesitantly): “Ah, I’m not sure what his name is Joshua. The book doesn’t say.” *Josh points again* Me: “Yeah, we don’t know his name son.” *Josh points again* Me: “Josh, it’s the […]
Dear serfs of the Kingdom of Lin: It is Just. Too. Early. SOMEONE GET ME MY COFFEE! Love, the Benevolent Despot
While I’m changing Sam at the park today a little girl (about 1.5) runs up and leans in real close: Girl: “He has a PENIS!!!!” Me (trying to disguise my amusement): “Why yes, yes he does.” Girl: “My daddy has a HUGE penis.” Me: “I’m sure he’d really appreciate that assessment.”