Joshua: “Mom, how about you make limeade and I go watch TV.” Me: “Son, negotiations have stalled on an account of this situation being weighted heavily in your favor. Throw in a back rub and you might have yourself a deal.”
So, my preschooler goes MWF all day. I see other moms picking up their kids and they yell “Mommeyy!!!” And act happy to see their mother. My boy? He mean mugs me and shoots me daggers because I a) pick him up too soon b) pick him up too late c) pick him up during […]
Best part of my day: Listening to Josh read “Everybody Poops” to Sammy long after they’re supposed to be asleep.
Josh (to Sammy): “Sammy, you know better than that! You are not being kind to me!” Now all he has to do is figure out how to pay for college and Josh has this parenting thing nailed.
The Dbacks win the wildcard and Empire Strikes Back is on TV. Archie Bradley and Billy D Williams… THE NIGHT CANNOT GET ANY BETTER, PEOPLE. Next up, #Dbacks take on the Evil Empire in LA. “C’mon guys, we won’t get another shot at this!” “Help us Obi Lamb RodGoldschmidtty… YOU’RE OUR ONLY HOPE!”