Hey Bobby Flay, if making your brunch is so easy, why don’t you come over to my house and make it for us? Then I can throw all three of my boys at you and up your challenge. Teach the kids but don’t burn ’em AND roll out your food to meet production schedule. Yeah, […]
Me to TJ (exasperated): Teej, stop pulling off your bib! *the peanut gallery laughs hysterically* *TJ grins and pulls off his bib again* And so it begins.
Guys, I just found out that they don’t keep score in T-ball. But Josh will. Oh yes… he will. And don’t try to tell him it’s just a game.
My four-year-old just cleaned up the toy-strewn living room because “the clutter bothered him.” Then he decided to rearrange some furniture. He is clearly my child.
OK, so there’s this “What would I look like as a dude” generator going around. I ain’t doin’ it. I’m terrified that 1) I’ll look like my dad and or any one of my three brothers. (Which is so bizarre) and 2) I’ll look better as a dude than I do as a girl. The […]