May 20, 2018 at 08:11PM

*Josh plops himself down at the table while I’m finishing dinner.* Josh: Mom, I want food now. Me: It’s not ready yet. While you’re waiting, why don’t you look around for ways you can help. Josh: I don’t want to help. Me: That’s refreshingly honest. Me: I suddenly don’t want to make you dinner. Honesty’s […]

April 30, 2018 at 10:16PM

*We just got finished watching the Dbacks beat up on the Dodgers.* Me: Welp. I’m going upstairs to shave my legs. Dave: That’s how you celebrate? Me: Hold on… this was the first game in the series. Maybe I should wait to shave my legs until the final game. Dave: Oh, like grow a beard […]