“Hey mom– I don’t want vegetables in my meat sauce, I just want meat in my sauce.” Oh… I see how it is. He thinks he’s so smart. But he hasn’t seemed to notice I’m still dressing he and his brother alike ANY CHANCE I GET!!!!!!! *Cue evil villain music*
Today’s holiday is brought to you by “Stop looking at me!” and “You’re bothering me!” Preschool is closed. Mom is not. Neither are the hospitals. #earlyfireworks
*person rides by on bicycle* Sam: (screams loudly) MOM!!! THAT MAN IS RIDING HIS BICYCLE WITHOUT A HELMET!!!! Sorry dude. You brought down that fire upon yourself. #judgementday
*Sam delicately cups a little moth* Me: watcha got there? Sam: I got a moth. Me: Oh cute. But it’s time to get in the car. Time to let the moth go. *He drops it on the ground and it crawls around, dazed from its latest imprisonment* > ***** Me: SAM WHY DID YOU JUST […]
The meltdowns were coming in waves. Not like a gentle monsoon rain… more like a tsunami. It’s source was somewhere far out at sea. A complete mystery to the weathermen who were working overtime to try to predict the height of the swells and how much damage they would cause.