Dave and I JUST CANNOT take any more little boy feelings tonight. They were feeling all the feels and it mostly felt like they wanted to overthrow the powers that be. All three of ’em. The proletariat vs. the bourgeoisie. Well, let me tell you little socialists in training… you’ll get a swift lesson in […]
Josh and dad decide to go for a late night swim. Sammy has already been bathed and put in his PJs for the night. Sammy is standing outside watching them feeling left out. Me: “Hey Sam, it’s really hot out there and you’re in your long PJs. Why don’t you come inside?” Him: “Well, I […]
*Today at lunch uncle Will is dining with us* Me: “Josh, why are you trying to pinch Uncle Will? He has feelings, you know. Will (always gracious): Don’t worry… he’s not very good at it. Me: Yeah, see that’s the thing. We don’t want him to get good at it. Will: Good point. Me: Did […]
Sammy calls them “footmunks.” I told him they were called chipmunks. Now he calls them chipmunks. Something in me just died. I think I will call them footmunks forever. Also, I’m never correcting their speech ever again.