Josh: “Mom, how many more bites do I have to eat?” Me: “I don’t know… 5 or 6 more at least….” Him: “Ummm….maybe 10.” Me: “10 sounds great.” Sorry Lins, his negotiating skills are a giant disappointment, so far.
Me to Sam: “C’mere Sam, Mommy needs a hug, I’m not feeling great.” *Gives me a big hug and pulls away* Sam: “Mom, I tooted quietly. …..It was a silent toot.” Me: ……..
Top 3 favorite things that my children do on a regular basis: 1) Take the inserts out of my house shoes. 2) Turn the toaster dials to high settings so that if I do not check every single time, I will end up with burnt toast. 3) Magically show up right in front of me […]
*So, Josh was throwing me some shade about folding laundry* Josh: “I’m too tired to fold laundry!” Me: “Ok, then you can take a nap like your brothers.” I narrow my eyes at him. He puffs out his cheeks at me. You can hear the theme from the Good, Bad and the Ugly in the […]
The sun did not shine. It was too wet to play. So we sat in the house All that cold, cold, wet day. I sat there with Joshy. We sat there, we two. And I said, “How I wish We had something to do!” Then dad made us cookies. The oatmeal raisin sort. I ate […]
I’m declaring 2019 the #yearofthelegos. Just to save time, I’m declaring the same through 2030 in the Lin house. Currently taking bets in the number of adult injuries by said pieces. Winner takes all the legos. You’re welcome.