April 27, 2019 at 9:11 PM

Sam: “Mom, I love you. But sometimes I don’t like you- especially when you tell dad I’ve done something wrong. It hurts my feelings.”*fast forward 15 years*“Officer, if you tell the judge what I did wrong, it’s gonna hurt my feelings.”*back to now*“I’m feeling like you’d better get upstairs to bed before I sentence you […]

April 27, 2019 at 12:00 PM

Sam: “Mom, I love you. But sometimes I don’t like you- especially when you tell dad I’ve done something wrong. It hurts my feelings.”
*fast forward 15 years*
“Officer, if you tell the judge what I did wrong, it’s gonna hurt my feelings.”
*back to now*
“I’m feeling like you’d better get upstairs to bed before I sentence you to 30 years hard labor in the Gulag.”

April 4, 2019 at 12:12 AM

“Hey mom… look! Petsmart is right next to Home Depot… can we go?” asked Josh. I managed some half-hearted enthusiasm through coughing spells. I put TJ down on the sidewalk and he ran squealing into Petsmart. “I’m so tired,” I thought. Maybe they have an empty kennel I can crawl into and go to sleep. […]