Today on Father’s Day, I bring to you the heartwarming story of my last baby’s first full sentence:
“I don’t like you mommy!,” screams he at the top of his lungs.
To him I demure, “Who is this ‘mommy’ you speak of? It’s Father’s Day and we’re celebrating all things ‘dad’ …who is now off duty for tonight…
WHO’S YOUR DADDY NOW???!!!”
10 Years in the Making
The only time to plan anything is after they had gone to bed and by that time, we were too tired to think straight. I thought back to that day and what a good day it was. It wasn’t reality, but in our heads we thought we were so young.
June 3, 2019 at 12:00 PM
5-10
The number of times today I fireman-carried a raging screaming baby monster from point A to point B, while he yelled for his daddy
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