June 16, 2019 at 12:00 PM

Today on Father’s Day, I bring to you the heartwarming story of my last baby’s first full sentence:
“I don’t like you mommy!,” screams he at the top of his lungs.
To him I demure, “Who is this ‘mommy’ you speak of? It’s Father’s Day and we’re celebrating all things ‘dad’ …who is now off duty for tonight…
WHO’S YOUR DADDY NOW???!!!”