July 2, 2019 @ 12:00 PM

*Pulling up in the car to pick up babysitter*
Josh: “Mom, I know something.”
Me: “What’s that?”
Josh: “When you’re tired & you just can’t handle us boys anymore, we go get Emme.”
Me: “First of all *JOSHUA*, it takes a village. Second of all….
Crap. They’re on to me.

July 1, 2019 at 12:00 PM

Tonight we were talking about Josh’s first experience at sports camp:
Me: “Hey Josh, tell us about camp… you tried lots of different sports right? What did you think about them?”
“What did you think about basketball?”
Him: “Nope.”
Me: “Okaaaay…. what did you think about soccer?”
Him: “Nope.”
Me: *Sighing in resignation* “Ok… how about baseball?”
Him: “Yep.”
*For the record, my little five-year-old marched into the camp, picked up a basketball for the first time and proceeded to make basket after basket on a 10 foot rim*