March 3, 2020 at 10:35 PM

Sam: “Mom… something really bad happened today.” Me: *bracing myself for the worst* Sam: “This girl from my preschool said she’d play with me at recess THEN SHE CHANGED HER MIND and said she wanted to play with just girls instead!!!!!!!!!!!!” Me: *lets silence hang for a few seconds* Me: “She’s allowed to change her […]

January 1, 2020 at 8:58 PM

Me before kids: *Waiting in front of an elevator, someone comes up and pushes the already lit button* Interior monologue: Oh hey, computer illiterate person… you know that elevator is run on ones and zeros? You *think* that by pushing the button multiple times, it will make the elevator hurry up because it senses your […]

December 16, 2019 at 6:25 PM

Josh comes home today: “Look mom, we made gingersnaps in kindergarten!” “Also, we had hot chocolate and candy canes at lunch time!” Wow, kindergarten, it appears your kitchen is busier than mine. Also, Josh is having way too much fun. I’m pretty sure you’re setting him up for a lifetime of disappointment that the rest […]